The crossover between politics and scotch eggs is far too rare. Many times we’ve seen the political headlines and let out exasperated curses such as ‘crumbs!’. We’ve seen plenty of politicians with egg on their face (quite literally in some cases). And the less said about David Cameron’s experiences with pig meat the better. But never, NEVER, have the ingredients combined to cause such a furore in the political press.
For those not in the know, allow us to explain. England’s Covid-19 restrictions include a three tier system, with 32m residents in Tier 2 coming to terms with the fact that pubs can only serve alcohol with ‘substantial meals’. That could lead to either almighty stomachs or almighty food wastage (or an almighty chorus of “let’s go to the pub next year instead”). What would we do about our insatiable need for pub visits?
Then, lo, the angel of the Lord (George Eustice†) came upon them, and proclaimed, “Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, and news that a scotch egg shall probably pass as a substantial meal”. And the glory of the Lord shone upon us all.
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